Post by panda on Jan 15, 2009 20:27:00 GMT -5
TRISTAN edward MICHEALS
[/b][/center]AS GOOD AS I ONCE WAS!
- by association ● She said, "I've seen you in here before"
- acquaintance ● I said, "I've been here a time or two"
- occasional chatting ● She said, "Hello, my name is Bobby Jo,
- fake friends ● Meet my twin sister Betty Lou
- new friend ● And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
- former enemy ● And you're the only cowboy in this place
- friendly banter ● And if you're up for a rodeo
- friends with benefits ● I'll put a big Texas smile on your face"
- party buddy ● I said, "Girls I ain't as good as I once was
- working buddy ● I got a few years on me now
- attached at the hip ● But there was a time, back in my prime
- other half ● When I could really lay it down
- childhood ● And if you need some love tonight
- shoulder to cry on ● Then I might have just enough
- best guy friend ● I ain't as good as I once was
- best girl friend ● But I'm as good once as I ever was"
- like family ● I still hang out with my best friend Dave
- partner in crime ● I've known him since we were kids at school
- over all best ● Last night he had a few shots
- almost love ● got in a tight spot, hustlin' a game of pool.
MY WHISKEY GIRL!
- just flirting ● Don't my baby look good in them blue jeans?
- one way crush[on him] ● Tight on the top with a belly button ring
- one way crush[on you] ● A little tattoo somewhere in between
- mutual crush ● She only shows to me
- present fling ● Hey we're going out dancin' she's ready tonight
- past fling ● So d**n good-lookin' boys it ain't even right
- on/off ● And when bar tender says for the lady
- secret ● what's it gonna be? I tell him man...
- love/hate ● She ain't into wine and roses
- just lust ● Beer just makes her turn up her nose
- just attraction ● she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
- sexual attraction ● No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
- attitude attraction ● Just ain't enough good burn in taquilla
- ex-good terms ● She needs somethin' with a little more edge
- ex-bad terms ● She's my little whiskey Girl
- ex-one-sided love ● My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
- ex-mutual love ● Ah, but I like 'em rough
- currently together ● Baby got a '69 mustang
- soul mates apart ● I jump behind the wheel and it's away we go
- soul mates together ● Hey, I drive too fast, but she don't care
BEER FOR MY HORSES!
- frenemy ● Well, a man come on, the 6 o'clock news,
- annoyance ● Said somebody's been shot,
- strong dislike[from me] ● somebody's been abused.
- strong dislike[from you] ● Somebody blew up a building,
- one-sided using ● somebody stole a car.
- mutual using ● Grandpappy told my pappy:
- backstabbers ● "Back in my day, son,
- pure hate ● A man had to answer for the wicked that he done."
- competitive ● Take all the rope in Texas, find a tall oak tree,
- stole your girlfriend ● Round up all of them bad boys
- other girl stole me ● hang them high in the street,
- ex-friend ● For all the people to see,
- one-sided envy ● That justice is the one thing
- mutual envy ● you should always find.
- physical fighting ● You got to saddle up your boys,
- verbal fighting ● You got to draw a hard line.
- loathe ● When the gun-smoke settles,
- family rivals ● we'll sing a victory tune.
- life rivals ● We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
- hardcore hate ● We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces.
I LOVE THIS BAR!
- my hero ● We got winners, we got losers
- your hero ● Chain smokers and boozers
- mutual hero's ● And we got yuppies, we got bikers
- family ties ● We got thirsty hitchhikers
- blood family ● And the girls next door dress up like movie stars
- one sided protection ● Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
- mutual protection ● We got cowboys, we got truckers
- stalker of me ● Broken-hearted fools and suckers
- stalker of you ● And we got hustlers, we got fighters
- bad influence to you ● Early birds and all-nighters
- good influence to you ● And the veterans talk about their battle scars
- one-sided respect ● I love this bar it's my kind of place
- mutual respect ● Just walkin' through the front door
- role model to me ● Puts a big smile on my face
- role model to you ● It ain't too far, come as you are
- bad influence to me ● I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
- good influence to me ● coming
- one-sided trust ● Blue-collar boys and rednecks
- mutual trust ● And we got lovers, lots of lookers
- no trust at all ● And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
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